This coming Sunday, comedian Chris Rock will host the 88th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California. For people angered by Rock’s refusal to boycott the show, I’m telling you to still watch because that opening monologue may very well be what you’re looking for. Hear me out: A black man with a microphone and a stage ALL to himself telling a sea of white people his thoughts on the #OscarsSoWhite epidemic. More importantly, rumor has it he’ll address the lack of diversity and overabundance of racism in Hollywood as a whole—not just the Oscars. (Sorry, but this trumps the hashtag.) Boycott all you want, but I’m expecting the real action to come forth at that moment.
Who could forget about all of the people watching at home? Although 18% down from previous shows, last year’s Oscars still managed to bring 36.6 million viewers. Imagine you’re Chris Rock and not only have you been dodging calls to boycott your prominent hosting gig, but now you have to step up to the plate and do much more than crack a few jokes about Leo’s Oscar drought. So while people are slapping their own hands when reaching for the remote, Rock will be (I hope) making a grander statement. And as he finalizes his monologue, I will be offering up my selections for ten of the award categories to be presented on Sunday.
Every year I attempt to see most, if not all, of the films that have been nominated by the Academy. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I’ve gone solo to my local theater on $5 Tuesdays over the course of three months because none of my friends care to pay for boredom. Fortunately, it’s also half-priced popcorn on Tuesdays, so who’s the loser now. Nevertheless, I saw and I conquered—so let’s get to it.
Starting from least “exciting” to most…
ORIGINAL SONG
Golden Globes: “Writing’s On The Wall” (Spectre)
Critics’ Choice: “See You Again” (Furious 7)
My Pick: “Simple Song #3″ (Youth). I toiled with this decision. None of the original film songs this season have struck me with awe. It was a tossup between “Earned It” from 50 Shades of Grey and “Simple Song #3”. Although I’m a fan of The Weekend, I failed to be impressed by the lyrics and somewhat repetitive sound. Insert disappointed sigh here.
MUSICAL (ORIGINAL SCORE)
Golden Globes: The Hateful Eight
BAFTA: The Revenant
Critics’ Choice: The Hateful Eight
My Pick: Star Wars: The Force Awakens by John Williams. Williams has won a total of four Academy Awards for best original score; Jaws, Star Wars (Episode IV), E.T., and Schindler’s List. In my opinion, a film score is meant to do two things: 1. Set the scene and amplify emotion. 2. Provide the audience with a means to relive the film without actually watching the film again. Williams does just that with the first Star Wars installment since the rough ride of episodes I, II, and III over a decade ago. Let the nerds (me) have their award.
CINEMATOGRAPHY
BAFTA: The Revenant
Critics’ Choice: The Revenant
My Pick: Not to follow the leader, but The Revenant. It’s basically impossible to select any other film for this category. I could legitimately stare at the scenery and broad shots of Alberta and British Columbia that overtook the screen. Prior to knowing the film’s plot, I was considering forking over the ten bucks just to see beyond the ominous teaser trailer. I’ll admit to being a cinematography snob, but I’m salivating just thinking about it. An A+ and gold star go to Emmanuel Lubezki.
ANIMATED FEATURE
Golden Globes: Inside Out
BAFTA: Inside Out
Critics’ Choice: Inside Out
My Pick: Okay, now I’m looking like a serious copycat… Inside Out. Being a Disney and Pixar kid, I went to see this in its opening weekend. Screw throwing back drinks at the bar, I’m prolonging my childhood. It was long, but that was diminished by the fact that a “children’s” film was actually tackling mental health and how our bodies run on emotion. A difficult task that succeeded in touching the older crowd while entertaining the kids they brought with them as a decoy.
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Golden Globes: Kate Winslet (Steve Jobs)
Screen Actors Guild: Alicia Vicander (The Danish Girl)
BAFTA: Kate Winslet (Steve Jobs)
Critics’ Choice: Alicia Vicander (The Danish Girl)
My Pick: Surely it would tickle my heart to see both Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio win on Oscar night, but I have to give it to Alicia Vicander. She’s what saved The Danish Girl from drowning in a sea of boredom. I was immediately enthralled by her performance over the main character’s (Eddie Redmayne) the minute the film began. Though intrigue maintained my focus, Vicander’s portrayal as Einar Wegener’s wife was the shining light to Hollywood’s take on what I anticipated to be a moving story. Bit of a dud if you ask me.
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Golden Globes: Sylvester Stallone (Creed)
Screen Actors Guild: Idris Elba (Beasts of No Nation)
BAFTA: Mary Rylance (Bridge of Spies)
Critics’ Choice: Sylvester Stallone (Creed)
My Pick: I would say Idris Elba had he been nominated, but since I’m going off of Oscar nominees, I shall go with Mark Rylance in Bridge of Spies. When you can outshine Tom Hanks and get the only acting-based nomination for the film, then kudos to you.
But, would it not be cool to see Stallone win his first Academy Award as old and weathered Rocky Balboa? This makes for his third Rocky nomination. Who says you only get one shot? Stallone is on his third.
DIRECTING
Golden Globes: Alejandro Inarritu (The Revenant)
BAFTA: Alejandro Inarritu (The Revenant)
Critics’ Choice: George Miller (Mad Max)
My Pick: Sorry Critics’ Choice, but I have to go with your more prominent pals. Alejandro Inarritu takes my vote for best director. No one can deny the trials faced by Inarritu while filming The Revenant over a nine-month period with limited natural light, lengthy treks to the shooting locations, trying to make mother nature work for you, and of course, Leonardo DiCaprio. How in the world did he create a breathtaking film with such a mediocre actor? All kidding aside, it may seem that directing a single actor through the majority of a film would be an easy task, but now instead of having multiple actors to BEAR the focus, your mistakes become obvious and impossible to mask if you or the actor messes up.
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Golden Globes: Brie Larson for Drama (Room), Jennifer Lawerence for Comedy (Joy)
Screen Actors Guild: Brie Larson (Room)
BAFTA: Brie Larson (Room)
Critics’ Choice: Brie Larson (Room)
My Pick: Brie Larson. This decision was more of a “best of the least” situation for me. (Basically what I’ll be doing come general election time.) Not a single actress in this category blew me away, but when staked up against one another, I understand why Larson has been sweeping. She’s more deserving than the rest. My main issue with picking her? Probably that her fairly shorter and less experienced counterpart, Jacob Tremblay, out performed her. If I could I would give this to him. Sadly, the Academy denied my request.
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Golden Globes: Leonardo DiCaprio for Drama (The Revenant, Matt Damon for Comedy (The Martian)
Screen Actors Guild: Leonardo DiCaprio (The Revenant)
BAFTA: Leonardo DiCaprio (The Revenant)
Critics’ Choice: Leonardo DiCaprio (The Revenant)
My Pick: I swear, this is the final time I look like an imitator. Leonardo DiCaprio is my pick for best actor. From the above you can surely tell that I’m a fan of The Revenant in terms of cinematography and directing, so why not add acting to the list? In all honesty, Leo’s ability to convey heartbreak, fear, and rage through limited dialogue is undeniable. He holds your heart without begging for your attention as a man left for dead with a son that is, well, dead. Plus, it’s about time he won. The jokes shall cease and your “six time academy nominee” title will finally progress into “academy award winner” my dear Leo. Rise.
BEST PICTURE
Golden Globes: The Revenant for Drama, The Martian for Comedy
Screen Actors Guild: Spotlight
BAFTA: The Revenant
Critics’ Choice: Spotlight
My Pick: This is where my weird infatuation with The Revenant ends. Spotlight is hands down the winner of this award. The Golden Globes and BAFTAs got this one wrong, and I hope the Oscars get it right. The cast ensemble is a work of magic, the story never suffers as the details naturally unfold, the climax isn’t sensationalized, and the Boston Globe “Spotlight” team that reported the religious tragedies in Boston, Massachusetts, in 2002 gets its well deserved film exposure.
The Oscars will air on ABC network on Sunday, February 28, 2016 at 8:30 PM ET.
If you missed my previous post on the overly white 2016 Oscars and racial divide in Hollywood go here.